WOT TRIGGERED YOU MATE?

Right, so you are lookin' a bit gash, mate. What's got your britches in a twist? Spill the beans. We can't have you swallowing it all up, yeah? Maybe we need to go for a pint and you can chat us all about it. No judging here, just mates lookin' out for each other. Big mad? Alright, mate. Spill the tea. You look like you could explode any second